Foreigners dominate ITF East Africa Junior tournament

Camden, NJ – Chevonne Thomas, a 33-year-old woman with a history of mental problems, is believed to have decapitated her son before stabbing herself to death after reportedly having an argument with a man believed to have been her boyfriend.Tulsa, OK — A 31-year-old crazy lady is facing numerous charges for allegedly attempting to gnaw her boyfriend’s dick off after an alcohol fueled argument. […]

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DPRK denounces UN sanctions resolution

I felt seeing the cold, hard truth of child suicide was better than sanitizing her death because of some people’s feelings. I still do. Some of you disagree, and that is within your right. I do not censor comments, even if they are negative towards me and the site. Unlike a lot of places today, I welcome discussion from all points of view – no matter how retarded some of you act.“We’ve done many necropsies over the years and this is probably one of the worst, most severe cases we’ve ever seen,” said Jacque LeBlanc from the Hawaiian Humane Society.

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Minister calls to advance cross-Strait trade talks

The 15-year-old has been accused of beating his mother to death with a blunt object before trying to burn the house down with his 16-year-old brother still inside.Milford, Connecticut – Dating sucks. Dating an identical twin probably sucks twice as hard. I can’t say for sure, I’ve never dated a twin. All I can imagine is that when things go bad, like they always do, you are twice as likely to run into that assholes face around town. It’s just a chance I refuse to take. Then there is the OTHER thing. What if you get confused and accidentally put the moves on your boyfriend’s brother? OR what if you go through what one young lady did when she was dating the twin of Officer Jared Rohrig? Rohrig wanted to get laid, so he pretended he was his brother Joe and had sex with his girl. Hawt! Not.

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Teenager vows to sue addiction center for trauma

Hes lived here all his life, so he knows the woods better than any of us. He could be in the woods, but he left in his truck. He has relatives upstate, he could be upstate he could be anywhere, said Haverstraw Town Police Chief Charles Miller.His wife was on the floor he took a sharp instrument and actually had cut her open C her stomach area and pulled the baby out. said Livingston Parish Sheriff Jason Ard.

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China to work with others in improving international standards: Xi

Green was arrested and charged with murder, aggravated battery and aggravated assault. He’s being held without bond at the Douglas County jail. Police say he seemed dazed and confused and reeked of alcohol. Acting District Attorney Brian Fortner said Green could face additional charges.

Witnesses to the assault say that for some strange reason, Thomas started smacking her child around within seconds of entering the store. She must not have been getting the desired effect with her hands because she grabbed a mop handle and started whaling on her child with that. A customer in the store tried to stop her…she attacked him with the mop handle and fled the store. The witness followed as the clerk got on the phone with the cops. When the witness approached Thomas in the parking lot, the crazy bitch tried to run him over! She missed. She ran her car straight into a concrete barrier. Oopsie! She was still sitting in the car when police arrived. The responding officer stated that Thomas was ‘highly intoxicated.’ Nooooo. Ya think? […]

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Food variety in Swedish shops twice as big as in Norway: report

He said he and his wife had been married for five years and that she had recently moved out of the home. Claudio-Marrero admitted that when Claudio came over to confront him about his pawning her jewelry without her permission, he “snapped” after he confronted her about her relationship with Turner, a relationship he found out about after seeing pictures on Facebook of Claudio and Turner together.Police reports say the couple were with their foster son partying in the city’s Municipal Parking Lot before the Browns-Dolphins game on Sunday when they got into an argument.

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PSG "ready" to face Barcelona in Champions League last 16

THEY are less than MANKIND and THEY are more than US
THEIR dreams are our FLESH; OUR dreams are THEIRS
The Kriely Fragments
Twelfth canto
Translator unknownWhen police arrived they found Diehl wandering outside in the parking lot sporting eyes that looked like two freshly f*cked assholes. A search of her purse revealed the cause of the couple’s current condition. Officers would find thirteen Roxicodone pills, four Xanax pills, and a blue straw with white residue on it. […]

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7 IS militants killed in Afghan airstrike

At roughly 11:30 AM police received calls about the nutter from concerned motorists. Snohomish County Sheriff’s department spokeswoman Rebecca Hover said the woman was “…distraught and not making sense,” which is funny because the last time I met a half-naked woman holding the severed head of a canine she was calm, and gave me a very compelling and well-prepared speech on quantum mechanics. In case you needed something to help you visualize this mess, Hover also said the dog might be a German Shepherd/Lab mix.During her trial, prosecutors would show that Weaver never had any intention of keeping the baby. They told the jurors that Weaver drank alcohol, smoked marijuana and played sports during her pregnancy.

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